| "Yes, we can." ( @ 2008-07-07 22:31:00 |
It's a lulz opera!
As I've learned recently, the interwebz is a very, very connected place, and nothing is private anymore. Which is why I'm constantly amazed at some of the things people post without a second thought. Tonight, my friends and I spent a good hour LOLing over this set of dueling journal entries written by former classmates of ours -- the first more than the second, because the guy who wrote it is a major tool, and as he proved by posting this publicly for their network of friends (and the world) to see WITH HER FULL NAME IN THE TEXT, a real dick bag.
And maybe it's wrong of me to repost this for the lulz, but hell, at least I took out their names.
Mr. X:
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Broken Perfection
Wow, I wonder if u will ever read this? U want a nostalgic, tear jerker read the other entries in here. Its crazy how far we went, and how far we fell. I’m honestly not sure why I am writing this. I guess a final apology, a last gasp effort to be added to facebook, one more attempt to remind u that I am not Satan’s spawn.
Ms. Y, I am sorry for us not working out. I am sorry for the promises I broke, and the commitments I didn’t come through on. Mostly I am sorry for not being the man that I thought I was for u.
I was so mad a few weeks ago when u cursed text at me. I wrote this stupid poem about “standing on ur broken temple of perfection sending curses at me”, but u know what I deserve it. I don’t deserve it for what u think I did, because I assure u the crime ur holding over my head is not what u think it is. But I deserve it for not being the Christian man I promised u on a picnic table 2 years ago
I am sorry for the innocence I took, it has haunted me for months. I took something that was not mine, it was urs, it was God’s, it was some lucky guy in the future; it wasn’t mine. I am so sorry for that. I am scared too death to tell the next girl that I date, that I am not the wholesome, pure guy that I got to tell u that I was.
That is what is takin me so long to move on, a part of me wants my innocence back, a part of me is so ashamed that I shared that with u. Honestly, the worse part is, after all the fighting, and the slurs, and the evolution of person, I would take u back in a heartbeat just so Id feel like my innocence was back. How do I move on from that? How did u?
I am so sorry for what I became with u. I am sorry Ms. Y, please forgive me……….
-Mr. X
Ms. Y:
Friday, May 16, 2008
Y'know how they say when you separate yourself from someone you care about, they're always in your heart? If that saying didn't go out the window a month ago, it surely did when I read this blog. One would think you would have been a little more tactful, seeing as how you have to protect your youth leader image.
You say I'm broken perfection or whatever. Funny part is that IM NOT THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT! Yeah, I am broken. My faith is struggling. Actually It's been shot all to heck. Because the person I looked up to most, the person who modeled awesome faith...has shown to be a liar.
For the record, I didn't "steal" your innocence, Mr. X. You gave it to me.
Stealing your innocence is called RAPE. And the fact that you are regretting and hating what we did on a PUBLIC webpage makes it all the more pathetic.
What's even more pathetic is your knack for manipulating everyone you know to get something out of them for YOUR enjoyment.
I DON'T think I need to go into detail, because you know yourself you're a lying jerk who can't even look me in the eyes because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. It's been suggested to me more than once in the last month that Evil will be uncovered. Things that are done in darkness will be brought to the light.
And Mr. X, your day is coming!
So If I were you I'd come down off that high horse. If you were a true Christian you would know "Pride cometh before a Fall."
-Ms. Y
Once I got past the peals of laughter (I'm mean-spirited, what can I say?), I got really pissed. This guy is 27 years old a a freaking youth pastor and teacher at a Christian school. Should he not know better than to post his indiscretions on the net AND INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE GIRL in it? (of course, she used his name in response, but I'm mildly on her side because he did it first and he's a dillweed, anyway) Sheesh. Why not just send her an email to apologize? I think he just wanted the attention. Ugh.
Better than a soap opera, my friends. I'm thinking of converting this into a screenplay and lobbying to get it made into a Lifetime Movie of the Week.
As I've learned recently, the interwebz is a very, very connected place, and nothing is private anymore. Which is why I'm constantly amazed at some of the things people post without a second thought. Tonight, my friends and I spent a good hour LOLing over this set of dueling journal entries written by former classmates of ours -- the first more than the second, because the guy who wrote it is a major tool, and as he proved by posting this publicly for their network of friends (and the world) to see WITH HER FULL NAME IN THE TEXT, a real dick bag.
And maybe it's wrong of me to repost this for the lulz, but hell, at least I took out their names.
Mr. X:
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Broken Perfection
Wow, I wonder if u will ever read this? U want a nostalgic, tear jerker read the other entries in here. Its crazy how far we went, and how far we fell. I’m honestly not sure why I am writing this. I guess a final apology, a last gasp effort to be added to facebook, one more attempt to remind u that I am not Satan’s spawn.
Ms. Y, I am sorry for us not working out. I am sorry for the promises I broke, and the commitments I didn’t come through on. Mostly I am sorry for not being the man that I thought I was for u.
I was so mad a few weeks ago when u cursed text at me. I wrote this stupid poem about “standing on ur broken temple of perfection sending curses at me”, but u know what I deserve it. I don’t deserve it for what u think I did, because I assure u the crime ur holding over my head is not what u think it is. But I deserve it for not being the Christian man I promised u on a picnic table 2 years ago
I am sorry for the innocence I took, it has haunted me for months. I took something that was not mine, it was urs, it was God’s, it was some lucky guy in the future; it wasn’t mine. I am so sorry for that. I am scared too death to tell the next girl that I date, that I am not the wholesome, pure guy that I got to tell u that I was.
That is what is takin me so long to move on, a part of me wants my innocence back, a part of me is so ashamed that I shared that with u. Honestly, the worse part is, after all the fighting, and the slurs, and the evolution of person, I would take u back in a heartbeat just so Id feel like my innocence was back. How do I move on from that? How did u?
I am so sorry for what I became with u. I am sorry Ms. Y, please forgive me……….
-Mr. X
Ms. Y:
Friday, May 16, 2008
Y'know how they say when you separate yourself from someone you care about, they're always in your heart? If that saying didn't go out the window a month ago, it surely did when I read this blog. One would think you would have been a little more tactful, seeing as how you have to protect your youth leader image.
You say I'm broken perfection or whatever. Funny part is that IM NOT THE ONE WHO CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT! Yeah, I am broken. My faith is struggling. Actually It's been shot all to heck. Because the person I looked up to most, the person who modeled awesome faith...has shown to be a liar.
For the record, I didn't "steal" your innocence, Mr. X. You gave it to me.
Stealing your innocence is called RAPE. And the fact that you are regretting and hating what we did on a PUBLIC webpage makes it all the more pathetic.
What's even more pathetic is your knack for manipulating everyone you know to get something out of them for YOUR enjoyment.
I DON'T think I need to go into detail, because you know yourself you're a lying jerk who can't even look me in the eyes because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. It's been suggested to me more than once in the last month that Evil will be uncovered. Things that are done in darkness will be brought to the light.
And Mr. X, your day is coming!
So If I were you I'd come down off that high horse. If you were a true Christian you would know "Pride cometh before a Fall."
-Ms. Y
Once I got past the peals of laughter (I'm mean-spirited, what can I say?), I got really pissed. This guy is 27 years old a a freaking youth pastor and teacher at a Christian school. Should he not know better than to post his indiscretions on the net AND INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE GIRL in it? (of course, she used his name in response, but I'm mildly on her side because he did it first and he's a dillweed, anyway) Sheesh. Why not just send her an email to apologize? I think he just wanted the attention. Ugh.
Better than a soap opera, my friends. I'm thinking of converting this into a screenplay and lobbying to get it made into a Lifetime Movie of the Week.